FABRIC GIVE AWAY
(whoooop!)
Oh dear, isn't this the cutest fabric you've ever seen?
This one is "November Books"
Welt schone Lander
(sorry don't know how to make those German dots above the o and a)
by KOKKA
made in Japan
Allow me to introduce you to these cutie pie kittens and Matroyshkas by KOKKA (made in Japan).
♥
....And if that's not doing it for you, I have these lovely Shabby Chic style fabrics as well, made by Michael Miller (dots) and Lecien.
Michael Miller dumb dot in cafe auilet, and Princess Rose Floral Collection in butter.
Rose is made in Japan.
One fat quarter of each fabric will be given away. (That's 2 yards total of high dollar fabric.)
How do you win these gorgeous fabrics?
Leave a comment either telling me a joke, a good quote, or a funny life experience you've had.
If you're a follower or become a new one let me know and that's a 2nd entry.
I hope your blog is connected to your email so I can respond to you quickly. If you are unsure if yours is, my friend JoAnna has an awsome tute showing you how to do this.
It's fast, do it!
People can comment back to you so much faster this way.
Winner will be drawn randomly December 16th
No later than 5pm PST
If I'm asleep at that hour, (London time darlings..) I will announce it on my blog Dec 17th bright and early!
I'm happy to mail anywhere in the
UK, USA, EU or Canada.
I love all my followers,
thanks for keeping me going.
♥♥♥
link:
This is my favorite quote:
ReplyDelete"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I’m neurotic as hell. I’ll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days." — Sylvia Plath
I am a new follower. Thanks for the giveaway, the fabrics are precious!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the fabric-- especially the first one :)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite corny joke...
what do you call a bird that flies into a screen window?
Shredded tweet.
Desi
weeshareblog@gmail.com
(let's see if I can remember it right...)
ReplyDeleteTwo atoms are walking down the street one day and one says, "Hold up! I just lost an electron!" And the other says, "Are you sure?" And the first says, "Yup. I'm positive."
Get it? Lost an electron, so now he's positive. Bwahaha! :)
And I'm a follower. I love all the pretty fabrics you've posted up there. :)
ReplyDeleteOh those dolls are just the cuttest ! I'd love to have this in my stash :)
ReplyDeleteRandom thing about me : I don't like to be the first to comment on a giveaway post cause first comment never wins. It's lame. Don't laugh at me !
I have been eyeing the 1st fabric for months! Love it!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter (3) has a new obsession with Star Wars. She has been running around singing the "Star Wars" song from Saturday Night Live. Pretty darn cute!
I just became a follower!
ReplyDeleteWhich day of the week is most hated by fish?
ReplyDeleteFry Day
Yea I know it's not that great
Hey, I'm a follower on Google Reader. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteHere's a bad robot joke:
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!
how do you make a tissue dance??
ReplyDeleteput a little boogie in it.. hahaha sorry all i got
OOOOHHHH I would love love love those nesting dolls and all of it!!! Funny life experience? During my teen years I prayed and prayed for boys..gosh I just LOVED boys!!!! I didn't close to too many except my hubby of the last 24 years and...we have three boys. No girls. Careful what you wish for!!! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fun giveaway!
How do you titillate and ocelot? You oscillate it's tit alot!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha
nancebagance at yahoo dot ca
This is my kids favorite joke:
ReplyDeleteOne snowman looked at the other and said, "Hey, do you smell carrots?"
My funny life experience - I used to be a poo tester and was a bit vigorous in taking a sample out of a bag, it only just missed my boss's head :)
ReplyDeleteLush fabric and great giveaway!
I'm a follower now ;0)
ReplyDeleteGreat fabrics! So cute.
ReplyDeletehmmm... joke.... atom1 says to anothre "I think I lost an electron!"
ReplyDeleteatom2 says 'are you sure?"
Atom1 "yes, I'm positive"
What's brown and sticky?
ReplyDeleteA stick
What do you call a cow that twitches?
ReplyDeleteBeef Jerky!
lol, at least I did :)
The dots are called umlauts, for future reference :)
ReplyDeleteMy family is German, so that top fabric is just so darned cute to me!
Amusing life story from me: I have a notoriously bad memory, except when it has to do with food. So if you ask me what I did the summer I was 7, I might not be able to tell you anything except how many times we went to the Chinese buffet. If you can remind me of a time involving food [like the time my aunt fed me pimento load EW] and I can tell you everything that happened that day. My family thinks it's hilarious. It's even more amusing when you consider the fact that I'm 5'2, 115 lbs, so not the person you'd expect to be so struck by food haha.
Great quote (as a teacher) "If you can read this, thank a teacher." Thanks for the give away.
ReplyDeleteSuch pretty fabric!
ReplyDeleteWho is the shortest person in the Bible? Bildad the Shuhite from the book of Job.
Watching my house rabbit get so excited about treats he runs straight into the wall!
ReplyDeleteI gave some thought to a joke but came up blank. My fave saying is "you dont always get what you want, sometimes you get something better".
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, everyday is funny around here :)! But I can laugh at myself, so that's good :) hehe!
ReplyDeleteMy dog just made it snow in my house as I entered all the giveaways today. He dismembered several stuffed animals (very quietly)and spread the stuffing ALL over the house. Might as well laugh about it!
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful fabric! :)
ReplyDelete"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray
I'm a follower as well!
ReplyDeleteI ordered some yarn and it came today and the first thing my kids did was empty it out. My son climbed into the box and then my daughter happily covered him with yarn. They're so cute together.
ReplyDeleteWHy do gorilla's have big nostrils?
ReplyDeleteBecause they have big fingers...okay so that's not that funny. But I hope you at least got a smile out of it. Thanks for the giveaway!
My sister stapled my cat into a "dress" she made when she was 5. The cat ran around in a purple dress all day until I cam home and rescued her.
ReplyDeleteFrom an episode of 30 Rock I watched this weekend, "A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to win some awesome fabric.
what do you call a sea gull when it flies over the bay? a bagel.
ReplyDeleteOh now thats lovely lovely fabric... thanks for the opportunity!
ReplyDeleteTwo elephants fell off a cliff. Boom Boom....
I'm loving Elf quotes these days which includes "It's nice to finally meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great giveaway.
I love the fabric! One favorite quote..."good things come in small packages".
ReplyDeleteRight before my girls get in their bath, they have a specific song and dance they must do called the naked baby dance. I don't know why they made it up but I can't get them to stop.
ReplyDeleteI think that really is the cutest fabric I've ever seen! Thanks for the chance to win some!
ReplyDeleteFunny things....marrying my husband! No seriously! We laugh together all the time and I think that's partly what keeps us so close! :)
I'm your newest follower too! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat memories did you help your children make about today?
ReplyDeleteLoving the Kokka f q
I love the name of your blog, and of your fabric choices. Especially the small world print and the matryoshka - so cute!
ReplyDeleteMy fave joke: "What kind of bees make milk?......Boobies!"
I'm a new follower
ReplyDeleteI want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
ReplyDeleteKurt Vonnegut
Life experience: Love your children. You can never be a perfect mom, but if you love your children, they will know it! Thanks for the pretty fabric giveaway. I hope I win!!!
ReplyDeleteMy favourite quote is also my motto (and I have it tattoed) 'mischievous and gleeful, like an elf' - always makes me smile!
ReplyDeleteSomething that makes me laugh every time... I am a teacher for students with hearing loss (this is important to know)... and there is an assessment test that I sometimes give that asks (among other things) for students to give more than one meaning for the word agree by using it differently in two different sentences. More often than not, the first sentence that they give is, "I degree with you" It's kinda like when we all sing the wrong lyrics for music.
ReplyDeleteBeing a German teacher, I really need that German fabric! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...so many jokes, which one to choose. OK, my son's favorite: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Hehe!
Thanks for the giveaway!
I am now a follower!
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any jokes, so I'll tell you an embarrassing moment instead. I once accidentally ran a car off the road while I was getting pulled over. The car had to go up on the curb so I didn't run into it. I was so embarrassed when the cop came to my window, but I didn't get a ticket :)
ReplyDeletewhat's brown and sticky?
ReplyDeletea stick!
Terrible...I know!
thouraya13@hotmail.com
Oh man!! I love that first fabric. One of my favorite quotes is from Jane Austen:
ReplyDeleteVanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.
“People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child -- our own two eyes. All is a miracle.”
ReplyDeleteThich Nhat Hanh
brought out the best for ya since you are bringin' Kokka!!! heheh Thanks!
New follower, Yippe yai Yo
ReplyDeleteTwo guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked. :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to win!!
what is red and white, red and white, red and white?
ReplyDeleteSanta rolling down a hill!
OK it's not that funny, my son thinks it is though.
I was forced to sign this for my best friend,
ReplyDeleteand now I pass it on to you. Be for warned...
I too am making my friends sign it... there are
things in this world that are not understood or
cared for by direct family and take gentle hands
to handle and care for.
Remember me fondly if I too pass with out
finishing my WIPS. Finish them for me...
Last Will and Testament:
Being of sound mind and body (a statement that does not bear close scrutiny) I ______________
do hereby record my last will and testament.
Knowing that __________, my ____________________ (husband, sister, daughter) has no
appreciation, or for that matter knowledge of my extensive fabric collection, which by the way is
deposited in various places throughout my house for safekeeping. Knowing also that _________
has also notified the goodwill store should I precede him or her to that great quilt shop in the sky,
to pick up and dispose of the aforementioned collection. Therefore I do WILL this collection
and all other collections related to it, to my dear fellow fabric preservationist ______________.
It is my wish that she, upon hearing of my death and obtaining clear proof of that I did not
manage (although goodness knows I tried) to take it with me, will come to my home, before the
goodwill store searches out my collection. That she should rescue the said collection and stack it
in my quilting studio, along with my sewing machines, frames, old buttons, lace, patterns, quilts,
dolls and works in progress. And after she has done that, she should purchase refreshments for
all my friends, not yet departed, which friends are also her friends. Every last one shall be in that
room and they shall hold a wake and say lots of lovely and kind things about me until they run
out and then they shall divide amongst themselves my wonderful collection. Be forewarned! I
shall be hovering over that very spot until this is done. They shall then leave this spot and close
the door, leaving the car, house, stocks, bonds and other worldly nonsense to those who don't
understand or know any better.
This is my wish on the matter.
Signed: _____________________
Date: ______________________
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
ReplyDeleteThey taste funny!
somehow one day, a female brain cell ended up in a man's head. lo and behold, it was completely empty! shes looking around a little afraid in this dark, empty place saying, is anyone there? any body HERE!?!? stumped and wondering what to do next, she hears this voice, tiny at first, sounding far away...
ReplyDeletewe're down here!!!
oh, not very nice to guys, but i love it... sorry fellas, that seems to be where your brain cells lie
rubberduckywon at gmail com
Oh thank you for the chance! I ADORE the fabric with the little children! It reminds me of "It's A Small World" at Disneyland, which is my little one's favorite ride. Every time we go, we have to go on this ride many, many times. Do you know how crazy that song can make a person? But I still love it and I love that it makes her happy.
ReplyDeleteSivje
sivjegoose@sbcglobal.net
"Two guys walked into a bar, which is really odd because you'd think the second one would have seen it!"
ReplyDeleteClassic and the only joke I remember consistently.
Seriously yummy fabrics! Favourite joke is by my three year old. "Knock, know" "Who's there?" "Little boy" "Little boy who?" "Little boy who can't reach the doorbell!" Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteLove your sense of humour and blog name. New follower!
ReplyDeleteWhat great fabrics! Thank you for the chance to win. I have a corny joke for you. How do you make a tissue dance? --- Put a little boogie in it!! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteIf you've had Mickey Mouse on your body, where would he be?
ReplyDeleteThis knee! (Disney)
My fave quote:
ReplyDelete“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou
there are 2 muffins in an oven
ReplyDeleteone muffin says, "boy, it's getting hot in here!"
the other muffin says, "Ah!! Talking Muffin!"
Oh crikey, I'm not feeling terribly funny right now and I have a memory like a sieve. How about I share an idea instead? I recently borrowed the idea of starting a journal of moments to be grateful for. I've set myself the goal of continuing until I reach 1000. It's one of the best things I've done in a while - it really helps you to see the beauty in each day!
ReplyDeleteOne day I made it the whole way through Walmart with a bra hanging out of my pant leg!
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower!
ReplyDeleteThat fabric is just too cute for words!
ReplyDeleteSomething funny... my daughter calls her uncle "Cak" and it sounds an awful lot like something else with a New York accent. It's wonderful when she says it out in public.
SO cute fabric. Gee, a funny? My house is hilarious, I have 6 boys from age 2 up to 15. How is that for funny? LOL.
ReplyDeleteA favorite quote: "Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best." - Henry Van Dyke Or a similar kind of quote: “You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.” ―Colette
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of what-the-heck, just-do-it enthusiasm! :)
Quote: My mother had this written on a piece of note paper in her sewing things which I found after her death, "Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang but the best." It was as if she were encouraging me to take her sewing things and begin to create for myself and my grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteamazing fabric. thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeletehusband: so, D(7), do you want a kids party or ONE reeally nice gift for your birthday?
seven year old girl:I want a party! if i have a party, the my friends will bring me gifts!(spoken very innocently)
made us LOL at the time.. sill makes us smile :)
Squeal! Love those Japanese fabrics! My two year old has a new word "raindy", when it's windy and rainy. Unfortunately that is every day here in Ireland!
ReplyDeleteMy most favorite joke:
ReplyDeleteRussian, Italian and French are asked to make a sentence using English words "green", "pink" and "yellow".
The Russian says: I wake up in the morning and I see green grass, pink flowers and yellow sun.
The Italian says: I wake up in the morning and I put on green trousers, pink shirt and yellow shoes.
The French says: I wake up in the morning and the phone goes green, green. So I pink up the phone and I say yellow!
:o)
No offense, my husband is French and I just love making fun of him although he speaks English very well :o))
modernpatchwork4u@gmail.com
I am a fan of all things japanese especially fabric and pattern. I have a japanese blog that I love- mairuru.blogspot.com.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite quotes is: Use it up, wear it out. Make it do, or do without.
ReplyDeleteajoyfulnoise (at) live (dot) com
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ReplyDeleteMy favorite quote is one I just discovered, actually: "First, say to yourself what you would be, then do what you have to do" (Epictetus). As a senior in college who's flailing about with grad school applications, it really struck a chord.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for doing this awesome giveaway! The fabric is too cute! (Edited to put in my email, which I forgot: ettlinga at gmail dot com)
One of my teachers once told me "If you've got it, flaunt it." I repeat that one every once in a while (especially when wearing low cut dresse, LOL!) and here you go - it's for you to use as well! :-)
ReplyDeleteYour fabrics are too cute, thanks for giving them away!
dorte_dk (at) yahoo.dk
Wow! That's so awesome fabric! Here's something funny: My 5 year old son came in my 3 year old daughter's room yesterday, carrying our cat. He dumped the cat on her bed and said, "Special Delivery! She ordered it online." Looks like someone's been doing too much shopping!
ReplyDeleteLovely fabric! My favourite so unfunny-it's funny joke is:
ReplyDeleteQ: What's green, nailed to a wall and whistles
A: A heron. You paint it green, nail it to a wall and really the whistle is just there to put you off
Thanks for the giveaway
Sarah @ http://kiwigetscrafty.blogspot.com
I love this quote about the midwest from American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld:
ReplyDelete"Admittedly, the area possesses a dowdiness I personally have always found comforting, but to think of Wisconsin specifically or the Midwest as a whole as anything other than beautiful is to ignore the extraordinary power of the land. The lushness of the grass and trees in August, the roll of the hills (far less of the Midwest is flat than outsiders seem to imagine), that rich smell of soil, the evening sunlight over a field of wheat, or the crickets chirping at dusk on a residential street: All of it, it has always made me feel at peace. There is room to breathe, there is a realness of place. The seasons are extreme, but they pass and return, pass and return, and the world seems far steadier than it does from the vantage point of a coastal city...But the Midwest: It is quietly lovely, not preening with the need to have its attributes remarked on. It is the place I am calmest and most myself."
I love the first fabric!
ReplyDeleteLife is a constant churn of hilarity here - I have a 3 1/2 yr old who is unintentionally funny.
When he gets in a mood and is saying NO to everything, DD and I ask him if he can say "no". He then says "NO!" in a grumpy voice and the two of us laugh and laugh - and then he'll join in too (he's at that age where you laugh when other people laugh). It's a great way to lift the moods of us all!
Not a joke as such but - walking round the supermarket recently I discovered yesterday's knickers working their way out of the leg of my trousers!!!
ReplyDeleteknock knock?
ReplyDeletewho's there?
interrupting quaker!
interrupting quaker who?
silence...
in reality it's quite funny
anniecbates at gmail dot com
Here is a favorite quote of mine:
ReplyDelete"When I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be AWESOME instead." Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother. HA!
jinglesells at gmail dot com
A child joke that my goddaughter loves:
ReplyDeleteSON:dad, have you been to egypt?
DAD:no, son why do you ask?
SON:then, from where did you get mummy.
These fabrics are so lovely!
ReplyDeleteFavorite quote at the moment: "God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." C. S. Lewis
pemberleycouture@hotmail.com
I'm a follower!
ReplyDeleteThese fabrics are so awesome! I can't think of anything funny, but any time I need a chuckle I head over here: http://the-panopticon.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteI can't remember jokes, but when my son was young, one december the teacher was talking about nutrition and what you should eat for breakfast. As an example, she asked if anyone eats chocolate for breakfast (a bad food choice). Of course my son puts his hand up to say he eats chocolate every morning, but doesn't bother to explain tbat it is a single piece from his Advent calender.
ReplyDeleteOne of my previous bosses always said, "Fake it til you make it". I kind of go along with this though I will admit if I have no knowledge of a certain thing. But I will say right after that, "I will do everything in my power to find out!"
ReplyDeleteNew follower!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite quotes from a kids movie... "he's so fluffy!!!" cracks me up every time.
ReplyDeleteGreat giveaway - I LOVE the fabric! There's a quote from the movie Shag (great movie, BTW) where one of the guys says "h-h-holy pajamas" It's not that funny written out, but it's really funny in the movie!
ReplyDelete“"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
ReplyDelete"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.”
by Winnie-the-pooh
:)
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? Gee, you're a real fungi! :D
ReplyDeleteFavorite quote is life is good-do what you like-like what you do.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite quote is from a novel The Silver Linings Playbook by Matthew Quick. "It's better to be kind than right". A quote to live by.
ReplyDeleteHere is a joke compliments of my daughter: (this is my warning that it's going to be bad.. she's only 8!)
ReplyDeleteWhy did the little boy's report card sting? It was full of B's!!!
(I warned you!!!)
Thanks for the chance to win your giveaway! Happiest of Holidays to you and your family!! xo <3
krencap (at) gmail (dot) com
My birthday is Saturday, and this would be a great birthday present!
ReplyDeleteA great quote from Joan of Arc as she was dying at the stake: "Every man gives his life for what he believes, and every woman gives her life for what she believes. Some people believe in little or nothing, and yet they give their lives to that little or nothing. One life is all we have; we live it and its gone. But to live without belief is more terrible than dying, even more terrible than dying young."
I'm a new follower!
ReplyDelete"tomorrow is another day" One of the greatest quotes when you are supper busy or having a no good day! Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteFirst day in our new house - my youngest (5) bounds from the bathroom "Mama! I pooped first! I'm the first person EVER to poop in our house!" The things that are important to a child. I still laugh.
ReplyDeleteThose fabrics are fantastic!
ReplyDeletehere's my six year old's joke:
what's the only kind of shoe you can eat?
a cashew!
(he's very proud)
What does the sun drink out of?
ReplyDeletesunglasses !
I like your giveaway a lot but as I don't remember a joke to tell and I really want to be in, I remember that quote: when a door is closed a window will open to you (I don't know if that's the way to say it in English).
ReplyDeleteLove from Porto, Portugal!
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
ReplyDeleteAlbert Einstein
beccanae @ gmail dot com
Good quote...Problem with an open mind is that people want to butt in and put things in there- Terry Pratchett
ReplyDeleteWhat did the snowman eat for breakfast?
ReplyDeleteFrosted Flakes :)
I'm a follower! Thanks for the giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteI urge you to please notice whenyou are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." - Kurt Vonnegut.
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Haha, made you sneeze
(That's my son's fav right now, altho he speeds thru it, saying both sides and then laughs hysterically. THen, I laugh-basically at how cute he is)
OMG I LOOOVe those fabrics. Today's song lyric stuck in my head is "I use antlers in all of my decorating!"
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?
ReplyDeleteA bagel.
"For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn."- Jane Austen
ReplyDeleteI think this might be my favorite giveaway yet! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWhat's brown and sticky and lays on the ground?
A stick!
Where can you find a no-legged dog?
ReplyDeleteRight where you left him.
(rimshot) :)
Those Kokka fabrics are AWESOME! Love! I'm really bad with jokes, so I will leave you with this: What's red and smells like green paint?
ReplyDelete...red paint.
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
ReplyDelete--Louisa May Alcott
rebekahricker (at) yahoo (dot) com
I'm a follower.
ReplyDeleterebekahricker (at) yahoo (dot) com
I love this quote by Rumi:
ReplyDeleteBy God, when you see your beauty, you'll be the idol of yourself.
Thanks for the opportunity to win your giveaway!
I got locked out my house and with 3 little kids and no money or keys, I walked to the fire station. They came to help me but couldn't get in. Finally they discovered I had left my tiny laundry room window unlocked...but it was so little they helped my little daughter through the opening and she unlocked the door! hehe
ReplyDeleteThanks
Tia
mtrand2 at gmail dot com
Love the Kokka fabric! Especially the November Books. My husband gets a kick out of this brief klutzy moment. My mom and dad stopped by my house. When I got up to answer the door, I was so excited that I lost my footing and nose dived to the floor. No injuries... I quickly hopped back up and dashed to the door, just a little more slowly. He found it hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat did one snowman say to another?
ReplyDeleteDo you smell carrots?
Really cute fabrics! I just love the quote,
ReplyDelete"you can only do what you can do".
thanks!
I am a follower :o)
ReplyDeletesoulrunner(at)hotmail(dot)ca
One of my favourite quotes is:
ReplyDelete"choose joy"
soulrunner(at)hotmail(dot)ca
Why is an elephant large, gray, and wrinkled?
ReplyDeleteBecause if it were small, white, and round, it would be an aspirin.
:)
michaelacking (at) gmail (d0t) com
One year at Christmas my dad got us all together to drive an hour to go see this awesome light display. When we got there it was only one house and well, it wasn't that awesome. We were all laughing so hard, it is one of our favorite memories to this day.
ReplyDeleteMy 6 year olds favorite joke is what did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
ReplyDeleteI like the quote "wherever you go there you are!" thanks for the lovely giveaway!
ReplyDeleteI am a new follower - thank you again!
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouth of babes. My grandson informed me that he has two grandpaps. One has hair and one doesn't. The one without hair pulled all of his out! Ouch!
ReplyDeleteHow about a little poem:
ReplyDeleteDon't worry if your jobs are small
and your rewards are few.
Remember that the mighty oak
was once a nut like you.
I've loved that one since a I was a little girl.
tofusamurai(at)hotmail(dot)com
For my Dad's last birthday (he turned 60) I decided to make him a tie. Unfortunately the pattern I decided to use was shorter than a normal tie, but I didn't even think about it until I had my husband try it on when it was almost done. He could get it to a normal length, however my Dad is taller and has a bit of a belly these days. It didn't even make it halfway down his torso! I was pretty embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower now.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Walking in public with toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of my shoe and trailing behind.
ReplyDeleteSo lovely..I loves the prints.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Malaysia, I'm hoping you will ship to me if I'm the winner.
Thanks for the chance to win ^^v
New follower.
ReplyDeleteduck walks into a bar, says, "gimme some chapstick. put it on my bill."
ReplyDeletethanks for the great giveaway!
i am a follower=thanks a ton!
ReplyDelete"I would be okay with his pride if it wasn't that he wounded mine."
ReplyDeleteMy son had been a little rambunctious in Sunday school and had to be told to settle down more than once. The lesson resumed and the teacher asked what the angels said to the shepherds. My son then announces, "Be quiet!"
ReplyDeletethecurryseven at sbcglobal dot net
I follow too
ReplyDeleteFavorite quote "It is what it is" It explains everything to a 3year old.
ReplyDeleteOh, I LOVE everyone of those fabrics!!! i have never seen the kitty matryoshkas before...so cute!
ReplyDeleteThe whole family recently watched Charlie Brown's Christmas and then rented the book from the library and read it. Then my 4 yo son started going around asking all the girls (first the neighbor girls and ultimately me), "Will you pleeeeeease be my peanut baboo?!" (It's supposed to be sweet baboo). He keeps us in stitches most of the time.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because. . .
ReplyDeleteSeven Eight Nine!
That is my 7 yo sons favorite joke. Best I could do! Those fabrics are faboo!!!
here is a joke for you:
ReplyDeleteA dentist a nurse and a army general are flying.
The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb.
They land the airplane and see what happened...
First they found a guy looking for his false teeth.
Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds.
Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off.
They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house."
Thanks for the giveaway!
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Love the fabrics. I once fell into a concrete pond in South Korea. My kids still laugh about it! I took it in stride and swam for awhile before climbing out.
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Hatch
(hatch who?)
God Bless you!
hatch who = achoo, haha
This one is a BIG hit with the toddler crowd! ;)
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Michelle
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My favorite funny (and true!) quote is: "Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully."
ReplyDelete--Graham Greene, Travels with My Aunt
Something funny... Hmm, all I seem to do is find my baby farts funny nowadays - he laughs when he does them, that's what makes it funny!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite quote: A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
ReplyDeleteBest line coming from a child recently: "Your hands smell like poop." (false: they smelled like soap.)
One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from Albus Dumbledore: Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
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Funny? Lots of things to laugh at in retrospect. :) Like that time my son ran down the side of the room where they keep the carts. It was a pretty tight squeeze between the wall and the carts even when your not pregnant and towing along an almost 2 year old and it was FULL of carts. I tried to follow, but he climbed up on the carts and made for the corner- waaaaaaaaay out of reach. As I stood there debating how I was going to get him a woman asked me if I needed help. I swallowed my pride and said "YES!" She said she had been the oldest of 7 children and had lots of experience catching small children. She then CLIMBED up onto the carts and dashed over to the corner scooped up my bewildered son and brought him to me. I was amazed. :0 (and thankful to her. And happy she hadn't gotten hurt on the carts!)
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We were driving on the freeway, and my 11 year old son saw the new Burger King. He said - who is Burger King's wife?.....Dairy Queen! I am sure he did not make that up, but I thought it was very cute. Just as that fabric is. So adorable!
ReplyDeleteToday I was sharing with my son that I was doing a crossword puzzle and the hint was 4 letter word for super shopping experience. Well, of course I put ETSY! the word was MALL. He didn't get it. He was like, what's ETSY? Anyway, I thought it was funny. love the fabric in this give away. Thank you.
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My Favourite quote at the moment is from Dr Seuss - I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from in front and some from behind. But I've bought a big bat, I'm ready you see. So now my troubles will have trouble with me.
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ReplyDeletefrom The Blind Side - I will not wear that gaudy orange, I will not. It is not my colour wheel and I'm not gonna wear it.
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Oh I have laughed so hard at these. I love a good stupid joke.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Everyone always told him "get a long little doggie"
let's see... i have a three-year-old and six-month-old so life is constantly amusing (occasionally maddening). favorite three-year-old quotes of the week:
ReplyDelete'mama, i really wish i had a pet in the shape of a jaguar.'
'mama, i like my new bed, but it is too high. can i have a higher bed?'
'my new bed makes me have too many bones.'
'mama, we haven't been doing the advent calendar much today.'
i'm completely in love with that first kokka print especially - thanks for the chance to win!
and i'm a follower! thank you!
ReplyDeleteA joke? My humor is more about sarcasm. One of the funniest books I have ever read is Dress Your Family In Denim and Corduroy. Give that a read :)
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You Know you are a Quilter If:
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"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body
People are always picking threads off you
You can measure a scant 1/4 by eye
:)
Susanne
I follow (Google Reader) :)
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Wow, these fabrics are just so cute! Thanks for the giveaway! Ana
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ReplyDeleteFab fabrics, I swoon for japanese fabrics! Great giveaway. I haven't had my morning tea yet, so my mind isn't working and I can't think of any funny jokes!
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ReplyDeleteUber cute fabrics! Thanks for the chance to win!
ReplyDeleteMy favourite quote:
"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Robert A Heinlein.
I'm a follower!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a joke, but I saw a bumper sticker I liked the other day: "My drinking team has a rodeo problem"
ReplyDeleteAlways forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
ReplyDeleteOscar Wilde
Gorgeous fabrics!
My favourite quote....
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as bad weather - just the wrong clothes
I just saw these trees. They are so adorable!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm rubbish at jokes, I keep thinking of one, but then can't remember the punch line, or can only remember the punch line and not the joke! So a quote it is:
ReplyDeleteI have spread my dreams under your feet, tread softly because you tread on my dreams
OK funny....I work for a restaurant...family business and our offices (mine and my moms) are above the restaurant. No one ever comes up there but me, my mom and my aunt. So the other day I come out of the bathroom with my pants undone (still tucking shirt in) and talking away to what I thought was my mom to be faced by a complete stranger - a man!! I could have died!! He thought the door to our offices led to the restaurant. We both were highly embarrassed! Thanks for a great giveaway and enjoy your chuckle on my behalf.
ReplyDeleteLove that fabric!! Ramdom thing about me.. hmmm I still like to color and having a new grand daughter makes it fun!!lol
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i'm a new follower! thank you!
ReplyDeleteDArling fabric! The funniest thing I can think of is my annoying fish who peer over my shoulder when I get on the computer and the somehow slap the water trying to get my attention. Scares me to death, especially late at night. You'd think I never fed them.
ReplyDeleteA blond is speeding down the road. When the police officer tries to get her to stop and she won't, he pulls up next to and sees that she is knitting. He yells to her "Pull over!". She doesn't stop but looks at him and yells back "No, but close. It's a cardigan!"
ReplyDeleteTeehee... I love bad jokes :)
if you're american in the kitchen and canadian in the bedroom - what are you in the bathroom? European. ha, ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall??
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hehehe
Fave Quote: "There comes a time in your life when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, and pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living." I read this on a blog and I love it. (I'm really getting a good laugh with the jokes. Especially love the european.
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ReplyDeleteI love the German fabric! Super cute.
ReplyDeleteMy husband was listening to a German Techno group the other day, and they say the most ridiculous things in some of their songs. One line was, "It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice." I think that's very true, and a good principle to live by!
When I was 9, my mom made 2 coconut cream pies for dessert for my grandparent's coming over for supper. They were cooling on the fridge when my grandparents arrived, and I was so excited that I took a pie in each have to show them what my mom made for dessert. Then..... they exploded on the floor (which was carpet), and we didn't have dessert. My bad. My mom didn't even get mad, how cool is that? My punishment was not getting any pie.
ReplyDeleteTwo guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower. Those are some must-have fabrics!
ReplyDeleteMy real life "funny":
ReplyDeleteThe holiday season has left my house in shambles.. between changing over holiday decorations and pulling out loads of "to do" craft making supplies, it's a mess. I was frantically picking up this mess the other day when my daughter just stood there watching me perplexed, then leaned over to her brother and said, "somebody must be coming over."
**sigh**
I'm now a follower - thank you!!
ReplyDeleteGreat giveaway! One quote I love is : Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
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Be who you are. Everyone else is taken.
ReplyDelete"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Mark Twain
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